When you think about it, your mom summoned you from your dads balls.
Spermancing is the term I’ll give it.
Btw, you owe taxes now.
I’m not really sure why everyone always equates sperm with their personhood when the egg is just as much you as the sperm is.
Sexism
technically, you’re slightly more the egg, since we get no mitochondria from the sperm cell.
Even more so if you’re a (bio) male: you only get a measly Y chromosome from you father while your mother provides you with a mighty X chromosome.
It’s like getting only 22.3 instead of 23 chromosomes. What a dick move.
Freud got it wrong with Penisneid. What if it is not about body parts but about chromosomes? I am calling it Genneid.
What about the midiclorians
Love the energy of that horse, it’s amazing
Tastes like raisins and all that
at least he doesn’t have to eat
Or even need a home
still has the same bone aches though
May not even need a house.
So…. just like real life.
ITT: people getting the joke.
What they gonna do, kill him again?
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