Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.
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the fucking rizz on this man
Me sitting down next to somebody on the bus: nods politely
Mr. Irvin sitting down next to somebody on the bus:
Did I miss something? Are we doing genitalia foods now instead of moths or whatever the hell the things is?
Maybe?