My computer’s from Goodwill, tariff THAT mofo
TACO
This is an amazing idea.
I’m sure manufacturers will have e their new supply chains and manufacturing plants ready to go in a few weeks.
Between AP reporting and Trump. The US will turn into cyperpunk in 20 years
Without the cyber, apparently.
my dad was a cyborg back in 2017. had a working brain implant and everything. hell, i’ve been a low-tech one (i got plastic and velcro parts) since 2010. we already there
Like the show Max Headroom
Lol, ok i guess we’re manipulating cpu stock prices now get ready to buy the dips everyone. Us poors benefitting from stock manipulation is the quickest way to to get them to stop with this nonsense.
Not only that, but he’s going to extort Jensen to pay for that ballroom
I’m gonna need the jacket, Jensen. Yeah the jacket. Leave it there. Now say thank you.
So, does Intel:
A. Justify their layoffs using this information that came out later?
B. Use it to justify further layoffs?
C. Completely ignore this as the market has no real effect on their internal workings
Whichever is dumbest
Guessing that might be A & B. They should probably be hiring and throwing money at research on figuring out what will get them into the next technology so they can get back in the ring or even ahead when that time comes. Instead they seem to be choosing to fall further behind and just wait
Mere peasants will never be able to time the bottom because Trump decides where the bottom will be.
hope stocks don’t move a needle over his taco speech, i think the whole chicken out thing came from the stock market
I think it was the PSA guys I heard talking about how the market is just ignoring him at this point. After the first couple announcements there were wild swings. But now TACO, and basically nothing changes.
You are naïve if you think a lot of common people can benefit from any news. Remember folks- If it is in the news, it is in the price.
Wasn’t Biden’s chips act meant to encourage chips and semiconductor manufacturing to be shored in the US? What’s Trump doing nuking everything with tariffs? Surely, the oligarchs who bankrolled him won’t appreciate this.
Edit: clarity
Yes Biden’s chips act did create a ton of new investments in chip building in the US. Only for Trump and Maga to kill it upon taking power. Now he’s going to claim the credit for all the investments made from the time of Biden’s chips act.
I’m guessing this means the stock for some companies will dip and when it’s TACO time, his friends will be a bit richer?
“Likely”? What kind of pathetic simping language is that. There is no “likely” about prices going up from such a move.
Just 100%? Why not 400% or 9999999%? Hell, invent a new order of magnitude, call it Trumpillion and impose a Trumpillion percent tarriff, that’ll show’em how strong you are and will distract them from the Epstein files!
Just like medicine, he’ll stop at 1500% so it doesn’t sound outlandish.
He won’t do it, pure TACO. What’s his plan to tariff the epstein files though? Many people are asking.
If he wants to give up the supercomputing race this badly he can also just drop the export restrictions on high performance GPUs to China when he’s at it.
Do it, you TACO. Make it 200%.
1500%, like the discounts on meds
The cool part is how no one needs these and this won’t impact our economy in the slightest.
I am kinda hoping that our history books would read:
“…Jen-Hsun ordered a successful hit on Trump. Despite clear evidence, he was found not guilty by the jury, and news networks were very lenient. Those who threaten the gold, are liquidated. Fortunately, the working class still overthrew Jeff Bezos and the other overlords, despite their merciless nature.”
See I’ve got concepts
