What the actual fuck.
Participation trophy
Ah, the classics. Nothing like a weird dictatorship giving themselves medals.
Trump loyalists having coats fully stacked with medals when?
the future sucks
Don’t know who he is supposed to be, but if you think your balls are big enough that you feel the need to use them as your online handle: please get the boys checked for testicular cancer.
What a empty little ballsack.
Getting a medal for being a victim of a crime is… dumb. I was a victim of theft, hit and run, stalking, assault, and more. Where is my medal?
honestly lets find his plates and get him five more medals for his bravery, or one hell of a memorial service
(jokes aside i do not intend to harm anyone in any way)
i guess
In a modded video game.
I hope he gets beat up again with the medal
The kids who beat him up deserve medals imo
Todays episode of USA is wild:
Two weeks after 19-year-old Edward Coristine was viciously assaulted during a carjacking in Washington D.C., the White House says it would consider giving the administration official a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his bravery.
A 15-year-old girl and 15-year-old boy were subsequently arrested and remain in juvenile jail as the investigation continues.
Nice plot twist by the writers 10/10. Excited for the next episodes of the series.
Damn… Police actually caught them?
I wonder how often this happens a when regular peasants get assaulted
Rich people getting protection is the exact reason police are a thing.
I guess we now know that big balls can is in the club
I cannot believe the state of the country where I have to read bullshit like this.
The real horror is that we’re never going back to a non-spectacle government or media state.
This is how it will be forever until something radically changes the world or we all collectively move onto other interests and stop clicking on these stories.
revolutionary chanting intensifies
Release the Trump/Epstein files
Never gonna argue with this reply
Will always upvote this
I don’t believe this story for one second.
Also that picture is designed to get a reaction. All that blood is from his nose. Not like they cut him up.
He was as probably talking shit and a child punched him.
I would love to hear the teenagers’ side of the story here.
Big Balls claims he was just out with his girlfriend at 3 in the morning when a group of teens tried to car jack him. Police take a photo of Big Balls with a broken nose and covered in his own blood, and then arrest 2 teenagers.
Suspiciously, there is not a single piece of evidence this shit actually happened outside of that one photo of an idiot covered in his own blood. I have not been able to find security camera or body cam footage of the alleged attack or any groups of teens fleeing the cops.
Apparently the teens beat him up and then just waited for the cops to show up? How does that make sense?
An alternative scenario is that a privileged nepo baby was out with a girl, some teens saw him and said “holy shit it’s big balls” went up to talk to a living meme, startled the sheltered lil baby, and he started a fight he couldn’t win, then called the cops after he realized his big balls were just a name he made up on the internet.
The story changed since the first it was reported. The news said it was a group of 10 teenagers who were trying to carjack him. Then as soon as someone with more than two functioning brain cells thought to ask the logical question about how 10 teens were going to clown car their way into a vehicle to go joyriding, the story changed to a group of teens who wanted to rape his girlfriend and he pushed her into the car to protect her.
I don’t believe any of this horseshit. The dude calls himself Big Balls, so you know he’s a caustic little shit who probably talks a big game but can’t back it up when people get physical with him IRL. Wouldn’t be surprised if he picked the fight and the photo of him with a nosebleed was used as a propaganda photo op, complete with a fabricated story about a “group” of criminal teenagers who assaulted him.
Yeah, all so Drumpf can deploy his army to “control” the city with ACTUAL crime rates at an all time low! It’s all a ploy from Drumpf to show his dictator side and fabricating this story. Funny how he’s trying deploy NG to cities “with crime” yet most cities with the crime rates rising are RED cities and none are getting deployed there… we are in a fascist country and if you don’t believe it, read “Project 2025” where it’s almost 48% complete but remember “Drumpf didn’t even know the author”… 🤦🏽♀️
I don’t believe any of the stories coming out of this administration about this incident. If true he started it and deserved the ass beating. Matter of fact he deserves worse then a ass beating. He should be hung.
*hanged
*Drawn and quartered
“I love sketching the curves of your body and you’re welcome to stay here for the evening, if you like.”
“Then later, out come the intestines”
Whoa there. Cooler heads prevail here. He is a terd bag and needs to be prosecuted and thrown in prison when we take our home back at the minimum. But let’s hold off on the rope right now. I’ve seen enough of that shit that it shakes me to my core and I only wish it on the absolute worse of people. He is not that, yet.
He’s old enough to know what he’s doing and won’t learn a goddamn thing from any sort of punishment. He’ll never experience the punishment he deserves, unfortunately. The rope or a bullet would be too quick and easy for a shitweasel like this but he will never see it anyway. He’ll be spreading the maga fuckboy cancer for years to come.
Nah. Traitors get what they asked for. A short drop and a tight knot.
Jesus fucking Christ, I sometimes feel like one of the more violent motherfuckers on here, but advocating for hanging this child is beyond even me.
Me: Get armed, learn safety and local laws, practice. Fascism is here. It’s here now. Fighting back may end in your personal extinction.
Mods: BANNED
Also lemmy: “Hang this punk kid!”
Mods: Meh. I’ll allow it.
Idk, he is an adult, and is very much a part of this regime. Lemmy often talk about the guillotines. I’d say he is clearly part of the large group who deserve such a fate.
His online name is “big balls” so he may or may not be hung already.
Anyone who feels the need to brag is lacking, IME
What I have barely even counts as a penis.
Ladies? ;)
You critically fail and destroy your weapon
Oof sorry dude, that isn’t the loophole.
He ain’t nicknamed for his dick…
It was a joke… cause the start of the headline is “big balls” and the commenter ended with “he should be hung.” Which obviously there’s Linguistic belief around whether that should be “hanged” or not.
Big balls definitely isn’t hung or he would have a different nickname and he should be hanged as a traitor.
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I see you’ve never heard of any big guys nicknames being Tiny?
Testicular Torsion is no joke
Nor is identity theft.
Maybe he’s Nicki Minaj’s cousin who got a bad side effect from the vaccine.
Yeah, we had a friend in high school who had a testicle related nickname because he came to school talking about how his nads were all swollen. Wouldn’t shut up about it neither. So from them on he was Big Red.
Very convenient that Trump‘s justifying martial law with this DOGE guys “attack.” About as convenient as Trump’s failed “assassination” attempt.
We’re one bad queer person away from an executive order banning any non-cishet relationships and a second kristalnacht.
Brb, gonna put a maxi pad on my ear in his honor
Staged to bring in the National Guard. Release the files.
