Needs more tweezed micro herbs.
Nice wiener.
Now that’s brat
Gourmet Carl’s Junior, maybe.
Gourmet truck stop reeking of gas fumes.
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Btw, this belongs in c/ShittyFoodPorn, OP!Thank you I didn’t know that existed. I was not super confident but I figured I’d try. It was his idea to post it. I just wanted a quick snack.
Is he still up from the night before and coming down from a very big outing? Good midnight noms - defs; gourmet - nossomuch
Y’all from the Midwest?
It’s because of the plate type and lighting!
…and the quality ingredients!
and the rakish angle of the wiener with the artistic drizzle of sauce the whole thing is delightful
Looks tasty, but if I received that at even a fast casual restaurant, I’d never go back. If I made it for myself at midnight and it tasted good, I’d be real happy. But a packaged sausage on a piece of supermarket sliced bread isn’t something I’d pay for at a restaurant. I think it’s the relatively clean white plate and symmetry that’s giving your friend restaurant vibes, but he should also maybe go to better restaurants.
Honestly “plate too big” is doing about90% of the work.
- The sauce looks like salad dressing and has bits in it. That’s what makes it fancy. If it was plain mayo, it would be ordinary (and a food crime anywhere outside Iowa).
- That’s spinach, not iceberg. Oooh, fancy.
- But mainly: Whole Wheat Bread, not Wonder!
You are a fake, yuppie interloper.
Didn’t even fuckin toast the bread…
What are you doing with your life?
The bread would not bend around the sausage if it is toasted. I ate it like a hotdog
You gotta bend the bread in to a U shape while its toasting
hot
That’s actually a great idea. I will try it.
Not getting crumbs all over his beard. Fuck toast.
Art
There’s something incredibly striking about this photo. At first glance, it absolutely looks like a glam shot of a fancy dish at a restaurant. But the more you look, the worse it gets. Like one of those pictures that shows an ordinary scene, but with terrifying details and storylines hidden in plain sight. Like this.
Would absolutely smash after smoking a bowl, though.
Ohhhh, I love this! Do you have any more?
Fanciest looking microwaved Johnsonville Brat on just a single slice of sandwich bread I’ve ever seen.
Your roommate was sarcastic.
But it was definitely good. Jalepeno cheddar sausage
Excellent plating can do wonders.
