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Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to pin all the accidents and human/oompa-loompa rights violations on the management at the time of the violations in question.
Um, technically no one died
Exactly! You turn one girl into a blueberry and everyone loses their minds!
I’ve always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.
In the book Violet was put into a giant juice press and squished, leaving her body thin and gangly like someone extruded through Amigara Fault.
This is my three course chewing gum… it was made for me…
She’s pressed and returns to being normal-ish, just blue and flexible. Mike is also permanently altered (flat). The other two had it relatively easy in comparison
Flexible!
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Thank you fellow Brit
Is that why Wonka got into edibles now? Gotta make that legal weed money
It’s okay, you can’t charge an uncle and grand nephew for the same crime
Not to mention the property taxes and operating costs of the factory. Fucker is huge, and things like giant fans, chocolate rivers, wonkavision R&D and equipment, and WonkaVaters etc ain’t cheap!
Unpopular opinion: Willy Wonka is on the Epstein List.
