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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago

Oh this is HUGE

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Oh this is HUGE

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world
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    I’ve always cut this way, using a fork for a subtle curve, and it allows for 3 fairly equal bites, that feel like the right size for my mouth.

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    • AmbitiousProcess (they/them)@piefed.social
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      Minimizes crust per bite, while still keeping the largest possible structural integrity from the crust for each piece.

      Maximizes surface area per piece, can make it feel like you ended up eating more sandwich compared to traditional slices.

      Known as the “Duff Cut”

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32H9m3PTi5Q&t=412s

      • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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        Checking if the video was posted at 1st April. Nope. I would save it and send it to whoever tells me that i overanalyse things.

  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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    Thats 3 separate cuts rather than just 1 or 0…

    Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      This sandwich is straight out of the USSR.

      Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.

      This is a sandwich for Khrushchev.

      • MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        USSR was capitalist. A ruling elite used the means of production to control society. That’s capitalism.

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        • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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          My grandfather worked in the Norilsk sandwich mines as state sandwich cutter. I stand by what I said.

    • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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      This is a bourgeois sandwich, made with the blood of the proletariat for the advancement of the capitalist brutality

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    Is that an extra big slice of bread?

    • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Looks like a stamdard slice of sara lee or oroweat. Neither of which are really bread and are more like bread flavored cake. But yes, its bigger than normal sandwich bread.

  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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    Impressive. Totally using this from now on

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      Instead, cut a V shape into the sammy. 2 cuts, 3 triangle tips.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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        Incidentally this is also a good way to bust up those weird oblong pizzas

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Bikini bottom slicing!

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    This could bring peace to the Middle East.

  • kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world
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    I was in a pizzeria with 2 friends and we bought 2 pizzas. In order to divide them equally we have asked to cut them into 6 pieces instead of usual 4. They have cut them in usual 4 orthogonal pieces and then have done a diagonal cut. At the end, we technically have cut them to 6 pieces, but it haven’t helped us to divide them equally 😕

  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    okay but that’s a big sandwich right? I’m not going crazy?

    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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      Looks average to me

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes those are either massive pieces of bread or that plate is deceptively small.

  • OpenStars@piefed.social
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    Errybody be kung fu slicing! 🥪

  • Bakkoda@lemmy.zip
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    High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?

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    I’m going to eat the whole damn thing anyway. ZERO cuts.

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    I never slice my sandwiches at all and never will. Why do that extra step? Seriously, why?

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      A lot of people have gaps in the contact of their front teeth. This makes it difficult to cut things like lettuce and tomato. Cutting reduces the sad event where you think you are clear but you yank out all the veg.

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        Wow I never put 2 and 2 together. That is the reason my sandwiches always fall apart. Man the more you know I guess.

      • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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        Just bite harder

        (Kidding)

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    Hmm… what does this remind me of… :)

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