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    Peacum butter sandwich

    • lauha@lemmy.world
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      Nothing better than a cumtella sandwich in the morning.

    • placebo@lemmy.zip
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      Pee nut isn’t much better.

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        Is this going to turn into the cum comes from your pee thread, like that goddamn blood pee thread?

        I try to get out, but it keeps pulling me back in.

    • alaska@lemmy.world
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      I tend to add extra peacum on my sandwich.

    • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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      I enjoy some boiled peacums

  • Dremzie@lemmy.world
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    Chestcums are yummy

    • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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      And very cumritious!

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    Chipmunk with cheeks full of cums 🥰🥺

  • herrvogel@lemmy.world
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    I had to put some WD-40 on a seized cum the other day to unscrew it.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      I hate when that happens, like licking a post in winter

    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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      Like what happens to it in warm water?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “I have a cum allergy.”

  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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    I love chocolate bars with cococum in them

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    Stop being such a cumcase!

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Cumbox 2.0

  • kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml
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    mmmmm peacum butter

  • Marthirial@lemmy.world
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    Cumier than squirell shit has a nice ring.

  • Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world
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    I wonder if Australia has better words for cum though that the government’s hiding

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    You wanna get cum? Come on, let’s get cum.

  • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net
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    Oh look, there is cum falling all over the place. That one almost hit me.

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    This is cum!

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    My dad called me a little shit, so I cummed him

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    Mmm, time for some toast with Vegemite and cum butter

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