Putting fresh lead paint on a turd doesn’t change it’s flavor for the better.
And isn’t the new speaker also a hard-line maga idiot?
News articles calling others “hardliners” compared to him is a good indication that just by making him speaker, the overton window has moved to the right.
And that was the whole point of picking him.
Right, because any flexibility at all would utilize all the other 49% of the house instead of the 10% trying to burn it all down.
They fired McCarthy for compromising
If McCarthy hadn’t tried to provide himself cover from the fascist right by throwing Biden under the (bullshit) impeachment bus, Democrats might have prevented his ouster.
Another way of looking at it is he didn’t compromise enough.
He went on TV and said he didn’t want democratic help to stay in office.
Then blamed democrats for not helping him stay in office.
Exactly.
Lead actually does taste sweet. Pretty unfortunate that a sweet tasting thing is poisonous. Maybe a better metaphor is irradiated paint on a turd. Kills the bacteria in the GOP turd so as to nominally make eating it less sickening, but the truth is that the irradiated rightist paint is quite a lot more cancerous in the end and there are election antibiotics to get rid of pathogenic GOP bacteria contracted from the turd but if the rightist cancer metastasizes then you’re too far gone for treatment because you’ve lost your democracy.
Lol I actually had an internal debate about using the word lead because of its sweet taste.
Maybe I should have said it doesn’t make it any more appetizing.
Lead acetate tastes sweet; the ancient Romans used it as a sweetener. Does lead on its own taste sweet? I’m not gonna do an experiment to find out.
The tortured screams of this poor abused metaphor will continue to haunt me.
A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
its flavor
Government shutdown looms as new hardline speaker aligns with hardliners
His first few attempts were aligned with the hardliners, those failed because of his maga flank.
Now he’s proposed something the maga flank will tolerate, and he’s getting shut down by the hardliner ultra-maga flank.
Exact same political shit as McCarthy, but this dude is a complete amateur without a decade of favors to call in and no fundraising connections.
He’s also an embarrassing weirdo (“son, for accountability reasons I need you to see this Mia Khalifa video”) with an obvious financial scandal in his near future (no assets or bank account at all, really?)
I think he’s going to regret God ordaining him to this position.
if you vote for Republicans you are a box of crackers
If you vote for republicans, you’re just a bad person.
I’d tack on “traitor to your country”, and “enemy to democracy and the Constitution”
Certainly surrounded by them.
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yawn Oh . . uh, shocked! Yes, shocked we are that the government will shut down due to republiQan malcompetence YET AGAIN. The party that hates government was elected to government and is now shutting down government.
I mean, on one hand, the system works! On the other hand, the only way we’re in this scenario for the 50th time is that corporate news has utterly failed at every level. Uh, also shocking.
Technically speaking, they love government, just not the kind where they have to compromise with anyone or do anything purposefully good for the common people.
I would also love a free check for doing noting but being a shithead.
Yeah, this happens literally every few months. There seriously can’t be any people still surprised by this. It’s literally just a regular occurrence of the US government these days.
The funny thing is that they’re getting indigestion from the moderate republicans now. Duarte won my district by 200 votes, and he knows it, so he’s been pretty moderate for the most part. There’s a few other deeply threatened republicans that are refusing to play ball with the freedom caucus, and I’m here for it.
The hard liners are setting up another January 6. “Where we go one we go all.”
And they call the rest of us sheep!
Edit: Damn you autocorrect!
They sure do can!
4 days to go and Republicans are lacking 6 votes. Speaker has to notify of vote 72 hours in advance
Sadly this is no longer a problem that can be fixed in the House. As long as republicans are scared of getting primaried by MAGA voters they’ll constantly tiptoe around what those 10% keep spewing. If they knew their seats were safe, you would have seen more of a bipartisan “fuck you” to the hardliners.
Hopefully there would have been some change after this months elections, but really one of the few ways I see left is if the democrats try to work with enough republicans who don’t have to worry about maga primaries to form a majority coalition.
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This is fine if the voting turnout was 100% but it was one of the lowest turnouts ever and the recent midterms helped cement that less than half the population votes.
That “majority” of people who want racial based genocide are just a small subset of a minority party which has changed the rules for winning or holding power every 2 years for the last 40 years to remain relevant to political discourse. There is nothing to understand other than they want to totally remove anything they don’t like from existing or being remembered. There is no negotiating with a threat to existing.
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The situation keeps getting worse because of the Heritage Foundation and other Wealthy fundamentalists pushing their personal agenda and trying to convince the public to go along. 65% of the country are against these lunatics. But they have big money backing them.
You are making the fundamental mistake of assuming Republicans want to govern at all.
They don’t. They don’t care. They obly want to RULE. They quit because they knew they would personally be proven to be nothing but sharlatans.It IS saving face like you said, but you need to understand WHY.
They aren’t doing it out of embarassment. They’re doing it to keep their own personal public perception away from fascism. It is pure self-preservation.
If only, if only the woodpecker cried…
This guy looks like he’d struggle to control a fidget spinner …
This is the best summary I could come up with:
New House Speaker Mike Johnson may already be losing his first big clash with the hard-right lawmakers who are making the Republican majority and the nation ungovernable as time races down to yet another federal funding cut-off.
A funding deadline of Friday night means Washington again faces a wild ride of shutdown brinkmanship caused by extreme GOP lawmakers who either cannot or don’t want to help run the country.
It has already wasted every week of the House majority party’s term since the summer and threatens to further weaken the key swing-district members critical to the GOP’s hopes of keeping the gavel in next year’s election.
(Johnson did pass $14.3 billion in aid for the Jewish state but offset the funding with cuts to the Internal Revenue Service to appease hardline conservatives, making it a futile gesture the Senate won’t accept.)
Facing alarming poll numbers — including a survey last week showing Trump beating him in key swing states — Biden is keen on the comparison to the ex-president’s extremism that helped him win the 2020 election.
Trump spent the weekend making Biden’s point for him, vowing in language resonant of demagogic autocrats to root out “radical left thugs that live like vermin” if he wins a second term and targeting special counsel Jack Smith and his family.
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Shut it the fuck down.
Let airplanes start falling out of the sky and let shelves go empty.
FAA work with no pay.
The weather systems that control all flights and shipping in the US do not.
