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    These comments are blowing my mind. Are people just pretending that this isn’t a humorous post?

    No, Americans do not eat 90 lbs of cheese per day. She was making a joke.

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    It’s technically art supplies

    “Modelling dairy”

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    “Jean-Luc Fromage”. That guy would know about cheese, for sure.

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      Where’s the accent circonflexe?

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    I know what that guy’s name means thanks to Dexter’s Laboratory.

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      This episode is a master class in trolling French speakers decades down the line (it should be “omelette au fromage”/omelet with cheese. “Omelette du fromage” means omelet of cheese)

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        omlet of cheese

        He said what he said.

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          I too stand behind this comment.

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        It’s one of like three episodes that I can actually really recall with any accuracy.

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      Yes, some grated cheese in omelette (with extra egg) is great.

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    Did you eat your 90 lbs of cheese today? Gotta do your patriotic duty.

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    • Billegh@lemmy.world
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      Eat a verification Babybel

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      I shoved a couple of blocks down my throat during the national anthem. For lunch I microwaved a couple of blocks and added them to my coffee. My remaining blocks I’ll probably have in a smoothie.

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    90 lbs a day.

    I call bullshit.

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      It’s an average. That means there’s at least one American out there eating more, possibly far more, than 90 lbs of cheese a day.

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        Fromage georg out here eating 10,000 lbs of cheese a day, skewing the average

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      Man I wish I could afford to have 90lbs a cheese of day.

      I’d finally experience happiness, both by having immense amounts of cheese, and from dying from eating immense amounts of cheese.

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    90lbs a day? Bullshit.

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      People would just lie in the shitpost sub? What a preposterous idea!

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        This is a shitpost community. Screenshot here appears to be Twitter and so the context isn’t quite the same. Without context, any shitpost potential it has falls a little flat.

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          Twitter is a shitpost community.

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        OP being shown wasn’t in here. Although if that’s Xitter, then the entire site qualifies, I guess.

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        It is called lemmyshitpost, not lemmybullshitpost. So they have clearly a point. /s

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      This is just a statistical error. The average American eats 0 pounds of cheese per day. Cheese Georg, who eats thirty billion eight hundred thirty-four million pounds per day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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        Should use median cheese per day.

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      you’ve clearly never been to America. My friend Graham eats at least 100 lbs a day

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        How many kilo grahams is that?

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          There’s no cheese in graham crackers. Dummy

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            But there is hamrags.

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      Had to look it up, about 40 lbs per year per person https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/chart-gallery/113732

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      Those a rookie numbers. If you’re not slamming 100+ lbs of the orange every day, can you really call yourself American?

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        NFW I’m getting anywhere near slamming Chief Cheeto (unless we’re talking newspaper headline style). Proudly “un-American” here.

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      If you’re eating 90lb of cheese a day, there’s no shit at all

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        Not so, once you’re over cheese unity the cheese flows like water.

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      It’s true, a much smaller number than most of us expected.

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      Yes, they were exaggerating for comedic effect. It’s actually WAY more than that.

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      no it’s true

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      yeah who are these vegans they’re interviewing

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      deleted by creator

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    Every …day? I’m seriously slacking on my cheese intake!

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      Dont worry, I’m covering your slack

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      The average human eats like 3 pounds of food a day iirc. If even a pound of that was cheese you’d probably die within two weeks. I don’t get the joke in this post.

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    Born and brewed in Wisconsin and a) I see a lot of cheese and b) not even we eat 90 pounds a day.

    80, tops.

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    Is this a photo where the cheese wears camouflage or something? I’m trying really hard.

    It’s very hard to say this, it really pains me, but… Here it goes… I agree with the French guy.

    (I’m Dutch)

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      It’s Semtex.
      They found it during a raid.

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        Ah makes sense, thanks!

        Is that guy who replied really French though… xD holy shit, he looks more French than France. His surname is even fromage.

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          Uh, that’s a parody account.

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            Yeah I got that

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      Ja, maar, Dan heeft Nederland ook wereld beroende kaas, toch?

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        Ja, flinke export ook, maar smaakt niet zo goed als in Nederland. Niet te vergelijken. Gouda bijvoorbeeld. Lekker in Nederland, plastic in buitenland.

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      Can you imagine how much it would cost if was actually real cheese? That’s like 40% water by volume.

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    Jean-Luc Fromage is a fantastic name for a parody account

    I hope this isn’t a planetary alignment situation

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      From’unda cheese?!

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    I hate to say it, but the French are right on this one. I feel dirty. Hold me.

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      Chut. C’est bon, mon chéri. Je suis là pour toi.

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