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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender here?"

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A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender here?"

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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • M137@lemm.ee
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    Title gore.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      I find it funny … as AI evolves it becomes more human sounding … as we consume more content, the less human we sound

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        *the less human we are

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        AI is dehumanizing us.

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          I think we are doing a good job of that ourselves

          • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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            Every time I have to complete another captcha puzzle I die a little more.

    • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldOP
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      Eh

      • PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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        Definitely.

  • ℓostme@lemmy.world
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    Moe has had enough. You better run kid or he’s gonna add a space in his title

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      If they’d kept the crank call bit going into the age of caller ID.

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    Laughs in Bort

    • Stantana@lemmy.sambands.net
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      Did you say Bort? My brother is named Bort as well!

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        deleted by creator

    • Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Who the hell is named Bort?

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    Bart ender

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    He’s got tendies for you!

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    Good that there is no such thing as a bortender. It would wreack havoc.

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    Ay caramba.

  • davysnavy@lemmy.world
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    Bet I’m the only guy here actually named Bart. And I no I won’t getting ‘ended’ any time soon 😎

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      How could your name be Bart? Your name is Davy and you own the Navy.

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    This is why glottals are important

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    I played a Pathfinder character named Bart who worshipped a minor deity of drinking and adventurers XD

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