Not to mention Charles Koch, Peter Thiel, and Donald Trump.
There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
Hopefully after a public explosive rectal prolapse.
After? You expecting them to put it back first?
No. I expect him to shit himself to death.
My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.
they’ll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.
I think it’s more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.
What else are the GOP doing right now?
Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I’ve accepted this.
oh no what have you created
No. Peter Thiel actually looks like one of the alien ghouls in They Live.
Yes.
Beneath the porcelain skin.
Then again, he might just be exsanguinating half a dozen incels a week to keep his youthful looks. Maybe he’s born with it; maybe it’s Bathory.
If Dick Cheney dies this week I will give organized religion a reconsideration.
Only if he dies after accidentally shooting Trump
Thank you
Jimmy Carter: FUCK IT WE RIDE
Sadly he was hanging on for his wife, so
We’re gonna wait a long time for that dick Cheney. Heard he has no pulse after that heart surgery. Basically makes him a vampire.
Fucker died on my birthday. It’s a pretty good gift.
Yes we need you to beat the bastards, there’s plenty!
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Lee 🍉 Carter, @carterforva
Listen, if you were only hanging on so you could outlive Henry Kissinger…
Dick Cheney is still out there. You gotta keep living.
Someone should shoot him in the face with a shotgun and make him apologize for it.
Not including the big fish, I think we all have that one person we should all be living to try and outlive.
