SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoI believe theyre talking about newborns there.lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1480arrow-down15
arrow-up1475arrow-down1imageI believe theyre talking about newborns there.lemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareFroyn@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 years agoNeuroplasticity. The infant will attempt to adapt to the surroundings, the adult is “stuck in their ways”.
minus-squaredeus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-22 years agoWhat if you keep a baby awake until it becomes an adult?
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoWell I didn’t want children but now I got some experimenting to do.
minus-squareMightyGalhupo@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoMeet me out back in 15 minutes, I have stolen a child for you
minus-squareRobertoOberto@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years ago …I have stolen a child for you Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.
minus-squareMightyGalhupo@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI would’ve made that joke if I knew their gender, because no amount of fucking between two guys would make a child
…and you know this because…?
Neuroplasticity. The infant will attempt to adapt to the surroundings, the adult is “stuck in their ways”.
What if you keep a baby awake until it becomes an adult?
The parents were anti-vax so…
Well I didn’t want children but now I got some experimenting to do.
Meet me out back in 15 minutes, I have stolen a child for you
Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.
I would’ve made that joke if I knew their gender, because no amount of fucking between two guys would make a child
Doctor told me.