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Blaze@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Every hotel bar ever

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Every hotel bar ever

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Blaze@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • FMT99@lemmy.world
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    My kids are getting older, I aim to be that middle aged couple soon.

  • thegreekgeek@midwest.social
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    Former hotel bartender here, can confirm.

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    Also, that one guy waiting for his friends to show up, to tell them
    “Guys… they’ve got eight dollar beers here, let’s go someplace else.”

  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    the bartender and the person wanting to be alone being that close to eachother is a mood ngl.

  • TheControlled@lemmy.world
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    Can confirm this. Was hotel bartender for over a year. I 86’ed the local drunk, however.

  • Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world
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    This hotel bar has way too many people at it.

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    There’s an old man sitting next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin.

    Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free

    Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the Navy, And probably will be for life

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    And that local drunk would’ve went pro if it weren’t for his bum knee.

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    Sad sales guy desperately watching sports on the tv looking completely devastated.

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      That’s the blue dot before he downs 3 drinks.

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    is this a color blindness test or what with the two oranges

    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Do you mean the red and orange?

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    What’s pda

    • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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      They were the precursor to smart phones and tablets. Palm was the big player in the Personal Data Assistant market.

      But in this case public display of affection.

    • Lux (it/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Public display of affection

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