ACAB includes teachers, including preschool teachers. They are the core pillar of government oppression and arguably even more bastards than cops themselves.
ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw
ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw
Can confirm; am human bastard
Now it does!
ACAB includes the health department too
Don’t forget about the DMV
Especially the DMV
And Firefighters too! /s
Can confirm, am a Bastard.
Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it’s different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here…
Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense
When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don’t drown. Not the coast guard.
Isn’t that who I described? My high school lifeguard class involved CQC weapons courses and Hispanic identification training
the M16 in question
Hey.
Hey.
It’s a shitpost.
:)
Can’t answer for the US since I’m not American but I do appreciate lifeguards
quality shitpost
also couldn’t relate here in soviet communist hungary we don’t have lifeguards, in fact i don’t think i’ve ever seen one
Never watched baywatch? :O
Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.
I’m picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.
“Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C’mon, let’s run by the pool and dive in, it’ll be fun!”
and parents.
Look man, I’m gonna swim under that pier whether you want me to or not.
but they do actually protect and serve though