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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago

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Not sure about this one

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago
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  • drath@lemmy.world
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    ACAB includes teachers, including preschool teachers. They are the core pillar of government oppression and arguably even more bastards than cops themselves.

  • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw

    • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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      9 hours ago

      ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw

      • Billegh@lemmy.world
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        Can confirm; am human bastard

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      14 hours ago

      Now it does!

  • casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world
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    ACAB includes the health department too

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      14 hours ago

      Don’t forget about the DMV

      • casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        Especially the DMV

  • NONE@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    And Firefighters too! /s

    • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 hours ago

      Can confirm, am a Bastard.

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    Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it’s different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here…

    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense

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        When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don’t drown. Not the coast guard.

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          Isn’t that who I described? My high school lifeguard class involved CQC weapons courses and Hispanic identification training

      • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        the M16 in question

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Hey.

      Hey.

      It’s a shitpost.

      • silasmariner@programming.dev
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        18 hours ago

        :)

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Can’t answer for the US since I’m not American but I do appreciate lifeguards

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    Orca with transparent speech bubble atop it

  • halvar@lemy.lol
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    quality shitpost

    also couldn’t relate here in soviet communist hungary we don’t have lifeguards, in fact i don’t think i’ve ever seen one

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      Never watched baywatch? :O

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    Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.

    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      I’m picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.

      “Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C’mon, let’s run by the pool and dive in, it’ll be fun!”

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    and parents.

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    Look man, I’m gonna swim under that pier whether you want me to or not.

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    but they do actually protect and serve though

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