Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agoHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square153fedilinkarrow-up1210arrow-down162
arrow-up1148arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square153fedilink
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·16 hours agonot with morning wood
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·edit-214 hours agoWhy do you have morning wood at a public toilet
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·14 hours agoI cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agoI am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·11 hours agoOne day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 hours agoWaking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoso you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen? i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoYou can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours agoI guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
minus-squareSuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 hours agoDid you mean… You wood transition?
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 hours agoIf we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·15 hours agohow the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 hours agoProceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoi was really impressed by the window trick
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoI like that some developer in that series went out of their way to ensure they could do not wrong when peeing. Out the window… 100% no splash
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 hours agobrother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 hours agoIf it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·13 hours agoYou step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down
minus-squareSadbutdru@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoYou can lean forward even better starting from a sitting position, chest down, hips up with slight rotation.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 hours agoLeaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down7·15 hours agoYes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·15 hours agoif it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down3·13 hours agoThat’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·13 hours agoNot sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 hours agoMaybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoWHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·14 hours agoThus is too absurd to even critique
not with morning wood
Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
Did you mean… You wood transition?
I guess wood is inescapable
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
i was really impressed by the window trick
I like that some developer in that series went out of their way to ensure they could do not wrong when peeing. Out the window… 100% no splash
Use the force
brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down
You can lean forward even better starting from a sitting position, chest down, hips up with slight rotation.
Leaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.
Billy Finn enters the chat
Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
But pp touch toilet bowl = bad
That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…
Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.
WHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS
Thus is too absurd to even critique