Skeletanic Panic!
Also: The phrase “I feel it in my bones” makes a lotta sense now.
most scientific psycho boner
So that’s what bone hurting juice is. It’s hurting juice that comes from your bones.
Oof ouch my bones [are hurting me]!
So, lemme get this straight: first they ache like bastards, and now they also induce anxiety. I say we boycott bones.
It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.
No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
Plus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
Turtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
Immortality
Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
I wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
Why don’t we get replaceable teeth?
We do though? Just once.
Take 'em out and throw 'em away. What use could they possibly be?
Wait, what? So, is this part of lifting weights?
Our skeleton is much more than a rigid scaffold for the body, says geneticist Gérard Karsenty of Columbia University. Our bones secrete a protein called osteocalcin, discovered in the 1970s, that rebuilds the skeleton. In 2007, Karsenty and colleagues discovered that this protein acts as a hormone to keep blood sugar levels in check and burn fat. Later, his group showed that the hormone is important for maintaining brain function and physical fitness, restoring memory in aged mice and boosting performance during exercise in old mice and people. The findings led Karsenty to hypothesize that animals evolved bony skeletons to escape danger.
https://www.science.org/content/article/hormone-secreted-bones-may-help-us-escape-danger
Yes, this is entry level anatomy and physiology knowledge these days.
Daily exercise is important.
Guaranteed its faster to run than to seep
Goddamnit. Now I got that tune stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama!
