Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
Do you eat your hot dogs from the top down like a lunatic?
No, I eat them
tootop down like a normal person. How do you eat them?
Cause those dogs were bred for show.
OP is the type of guy who takes a shit and stands up to wipe his ass.
Sir this is not a Wendy’s
What I dislike about hot dogs is the fact that the sausage is bigger than the buns, like you’d never see a burger where the bun has a smaller diameter than the patty by a significant margin why around hot dog sausages similar in size to hot dog buns, I want smaller sausage or bigger bun so that I can fit more toppings and condiments on it without any of it spilling out from the sides with every bite, a plain sausage and bun is boring for me.
Lmao what? I’ve never heard of of anything asking for a more imbalanced meat to bun ratio.
What other toppings are you trying to add? If a Chicago dog can have all its toppings with a polish sausage there’s no reason a normal hot dog couldn’t hold more of what you need.
Yeah hi I make hotdogs as a job, instructions say all sauces on top. You want it changed, go fight corporate.
Fine, fine, I’ll fight them. We using gloves or bare knuckles?
WHY DONT YOU POST AN ALTERNATIVE??? HUH??
Was that too aggressive?
I EAT THEM LIKE THIS
Jail, just, somebody…you have to pay for this!
Hear me out… Yellow exterior, brown filling, sauces. That’s a soft-shell beef taco.
Des that mean corndogs are street tacos?
Everyone knows corndogs are taquitos
Damn. You right.
this dude eating hotdogs like corn on the cob?
Wut
If you only put condiments on the top, they’re gone after the first few bites and then it’s just plain dog for the rest. Why do people take pictures like this when you have to put them on the bun?
You just jam the whole column in your mouth and bite. Do you eat sandwiches top down too? Complain that you had to eat through bread and lettuce to get to the meat?
Do you eat sandwiches vertically? And if so, do you have some sort of vertical mouth? And if so, are you Leela’s dad?
How are you eating your hot dogs that applying condiments like the picture would not last every bite? Top down?
Look, man. Just suck up and accept that it’s gonna look like you’re giving fellatio for a minute.
Guys is it gay to eat hot dogs?
Don’t worry–the way I do it, it still looks like felatio.
I need an illustration or something
Is that a salad?
I use mustard on the bun first, like glue for the weiner. (2nd grade level giggle) Then i pile on the onions, relish, or whatever on top
I slather the crease in relish, then tuck diced tomatoes/onion/lettuce (eg) into the relish, then dog, then presentation mustard.
Only small children and the Dutch use anything besides mustard on a hot dog you heathen.
Puritanical nonsense, and categorically untrue. The Chicago dog, Sonoran dog and chili dog are all firmly cemented in their respective regions, and those are just the first three I could think of.
There’s only one condiment that’s not allowed near my wien, and that’s ketchup. There exists a whole universe of acceptable hot dog condiments otherwise. I’ll prepare an extra “fully loaded” hot dog in your name tonight, and you better believe I’m going to savage that wiener, and all its saucy, crunchy and tangy accoutrements, with fervent gusto.
Are you a small child or Dutch?
No.
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