He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out… Very interesting.
Maybe we’ll consider electing someone who isn’t a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’
Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crabIt’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
I’m so sorry that you’re unable to enjoy nature’s gift, the crab.
It’s like being at home with dad, only dad doesn’t have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
Its lump.
She might be dead.
For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited
They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.
looks like he’s in the throes of an anal orgasm.
Cumming is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
What isn’t natural is the small child under the table.
