Policeman = Police officer Fireman = Fire officer Repairman = Repair officer Mailman = Mail officer Fisherman = Fisher officer
I’m just saying nobody ever write a song called “Fuck the Fisher Officer…”
Fish officer maybe
Same with Fishfighter, sounds much closer to the truth, and I can’t stop imagining a person wrestling with a large tuna or catfish in a shallow water
Human = Hu Officer
Man = Officer
Woman = Wo Officer
Oman = O Officer
He-Man = He-Officer = They-Officer
Anchorman = Anchor Officer
Batman = Bat Officer
Boogeyman= Boogey Officer
German = Ger Officer
Henchman = Hench Officer
Man was gender neutral in old English https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/522859/ddg#522870
Its a concept called generic masculine.
Gun shooty man = warfighter
woman = wofighter?
A mailman is a letter carrier.
They can’t all be the same class tho.
Firefighter
Policeranger
Mailmage
Fisherbard
And let’s assign their race, too.
Human Firefighter
Elf Policeranger
Gnome Mailmage
Half-Orc Fisherbard
Why do you have to bring race into it?!
/s
So the DM knows what bonuses they have. 😌
So the policeranger has an excuse to shoot the rest of them
eh, fishers are more rangers than police.
Some lotta police is more orc (organized, following orders, and if you see a group of them, just turn back)
Horcfard, the half orc Fisher bard.
Excel level autocomplete
I know this is a joke but I will be pendantic and say there is already a gender neutral word for fisherman, which is fishmonger.
It’s sad, the few things one can monger.
War, fish, rumors, cheese, fear, and whores, not much else to be a mongerer-of :(
I thought a fishmonger was someone who sells fish at market, not the person who catches them.
Fisherman - Fishmonger Mailman - Mailmonger Policeman - Policemonger Fireman - Firemonger
Firefighter, pig, courier, fisher
Streetman = Streetfighter
Streetman = streetfighter
Idk what’s streetman though.
Excel be like
Garbageman = Garbagefighter
Lineman = Linefighter
Airman = Airfighter
Seaman = Seafighter
Axeman = Axefighter
Repairman = Repair fighter
Handyman = handyfighter
Woman -> Wofighter
Groomsman = Groomsfighter
Chairman = Chairfighter
This is the most boring d&d party. How about:
- firefighter
- policerogue
- mailcleric
- fisherranger
fisherranger
Favored enemy: bass.
“I cast Detect Dead… Letter.”
maleclerk
“This letter is simply addressed to “Johnny” in red crayon.”
casts deduce address
“10225 Arcadia Drive.”
