It would have cost you nothing to just not post this
I was a lot happier when I thought that was a rubber band
But to be honest, it was a magical moment to follow the “rubber band” and realize what exactly it is. And by that I mean the eldritch horror summoning ritual kind of magic.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start screaming. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people screaming together in fear and agony at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Wait no one started masturbating? How odd
Everyone is too horrified to be horny
I was there, there was a young horny couple that couldn’t take their hands or lips off each other prior to OP’s screams. After they saw that, they started fighting instead. Like a bare knuckle brawl, not an argument.
pass the unsee juice please
non’t.
Yup that’s enough Lemmy for today
For the whole week
I can say the same, and I just got on here. OP you have ruined my day and perhaps my entire life.
When it said organic I thought it was a hair band made out of meat and I was like ugh. Then I realized what it actually was. I wish it was meat.
What do you mean? We’re made out of meat.
(I’m sorry there’s apparently no https version of that site.)
I want to cry now.
You can tie them in a knot or you can tie them in a bow
You can throw them on your shoulder like a continental soldier
in the front or the back but not yet on both.
Do your ears hang low? Do they dangle to and fro…
No.
i hate it i hate it i hate it
Dear god why
Politely delete this please
