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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!

    they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

      • pseudo@jlai.lu
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        Where is c/turtle when I need it?

        • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.

    • lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world
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      I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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        And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

  • bitMasque@lemmy.world
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    Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…

    Is it the average landlord?

  • Xatolos@reddthat.com
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    It’s Longhorn Cowfish.

    The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      Why does that look like Donald trump

      • Thteven@lemmy.world
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        It’s the dead soulless eyes

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      Battletoads!!!

    • Nelots@lemmy.zip
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      Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

  • stinky@redlemmy.com
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    there’s a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs

    It could be sea coral

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      Bivalves. At least when you’re not eating them.

  • apftwb@lemmy.world
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    1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

    Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

    • stinky@redlemmy.com
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      i’d pay for the onlyfans

  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

      🤔

      Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      I’m saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.

    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      A one-walled lean-to?

  • bss03@infosec.pub
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.

    I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had “only” 4 legs.

  • Pulptastic@midwest.social
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    What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      Bro, that’s a regular old house.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        How’d you get a house with no slime?

        • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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          I was first in line.

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            i’d like to be last in line :) giggity

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Barnacle.

    • yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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      Coral

    • orenj@sopuli.xyz
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      A house.

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Robot lawn mower

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      disabled hermit crab

  • Mgineer@lemmy.ml
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    Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot

  • observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca
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    I don’t know, some turtles could be quite slimy. At the corner where it says turtle it should probably say tortoise, and at the “what goes here” corner you can put something like a softshell turtle.

    • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah turtle goes in that corner and them armadillo or something for 4 legs, house, no slime.

    • satanmat@lemmy.world
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      Almost… the grid is wrong, it should be tortoise… 4 legs , house, dry…

      Turtle 4 legs house slimy…

  • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Octopus, they typically go into objects and close them tightly like a shell, and no doubt about legs and slime.

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      Too many legs

      • Soup@lemmy.world
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        They have zero, actually. No arms, either. They’re molluscs like clams and snails and the tentacles are actually a single modified apendage we call their foot. So, by that, they’ve actually got not enough legs and eight “toes”.

        • Communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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          Is the tetrapod leg not also a modified appendage that we call a leg?

      • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s a problem with the choice of axis scale, not the response. Octopus is the correct answer, because it is at or near the extreme of all three axes.

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    A turtle with a cold?

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Or a fungal infection

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    🦀 🦀 🦀

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    Florida man

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