Am I eating the onion??
I couldn’t believe it myself, but it’s real. https://people.com/kim-kardashian-debuts-skims-bush-underwear-11829476
Found an article about it from CNN (!) and posted it to !nottheonion@lemmy.world 😁
Might wanna move the fake pubic hair to the side, if you are.
Send one to Trump for his nussy.
Oh god…that word is going to be used for a week now, isn’t it?

She has definitely found an unexploited niche in the market. I would say it’s better than crystal dildos.
Less likely to cause injury at least
Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy
Uer a merkin, Harry!
- nice beaver you’ve got there.
- thanks, I just got it stuffed.
Here, have the GIF. It has upwards of three pixels!

Does she have a certain kind of STD, that causes pubic hair loss?
Might have had it permanently lasered off. Doing so was all the rage a few years/a decade/whatever ago 🤷
People generally recommend against lasering for purely fashion reasons.
People generally don’t realize that they’re following fashion when they’re altering their body to fit the current fashion
Kardashians are purely fashion, there’s nothing else there.
Sure, but people also tend to eschew sensible advice when it comes to fashion 🤷
They need to make bikini tops that look like tits
I wanna give Little Kolanaki mutton chops.
Nice I’m going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I’ve been exploring crotch options.
That’s false advertising and might lead to prosecution.
'Merican Merkin
Old news my man. My girlfriend saw an ad on fb/ig 2 days ago and it’s already sold out completely.







