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Good riddance you spineless cum sock.
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, “It’s a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell.”[374]
That is so awesome.
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.
Lol, me too.
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
Bad things come in threes.
So you’re probably right about it being two.
Death comes by the dozens
ETA: About the time that Alan Rickman and David Bowie died within a week of each other (at 69 from cancer), I wrote a blogpiece about the Death Comes In Threes myth. Mostly, it’s that we humans think of things in threes.
Oh baby a triple!
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain’t a jackpot, but it’s a nice prize.
What’s this from? I want to hear it.
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!
If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
Love that this is how I found out
Me too, didn’t expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump’s lap dog.
Also McConnell is dead, they just don’t want a special election
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
I find out about people who’ve died by this, more than probably any other way.
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
I don’t think I like your attitude
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance
Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
Well it couldn’t be much worse than the real thing.
Actually, maybe he already is…
Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
