There used to be this person i would see all over town. By town, I mean large city. I would see them in parks and even in friends apt complex parking lots. The last time, my friends saw them too, so i know i wasnt just crazy. They would be dressed, head to toe, like a white, or maybe light blue, bird. They would wear a one piece leotard, that covered thier hair / head and feet, and had feathered wings and maybe shoulders and head? Distinctly a bird, though. They would be like meditating, with thier arms outstretched up toward the sky, perfectly still. It started freaking me out cause I’d see them so much, just standing there, like a statue. Did I have a stalker? Was a bird person cult? Was it an art project? I had all these questions. I felt mildly harassed by this.
I want this to be the next mystery drone scare, the next spooky clown sightings, the next run of monolith discoveries.
We need to not just make dozens of dinosaur costumes but dinos in cocktail dresses and with boobs. And then get the group to hang out in red light areas long enough for candid snapshots.
We can do this!
Clever girls…
Ai generated imagery.
(The lines on the road all conveniently end when they are behind someone)
is it impossible this could have been a handmade fake? I thought I remembered seeing this before the big ai boom
While yea it’s AI, I believe we need to stop making the lizard people feel like they need to hide. Like how many politicians would be able to live their best life and be less shit if we supported lizard people’s right to hold office
So I have been fooled?
Yeah, the real Washington county seriff’s office would never post stuff like this.
Maybe the Sans Seriff office would
There really should be a united font against this sort of thing.
I know it’s fake but not AI
The original image makes me inclined to think it was originally a “lot lizards” joke
Plus Hagerstown doesn’t look that clean or brightly lit.
Edit: for folks that don’t live in northwestern Maryland: Hagerstown is a shithole that collects everyone who was recently released from the state penitentiary up there. It’s main claim to fame is being a railroad hub, but, as you’d imagine, that has not been the greatest economic boom in the last 50 years. And it’s not as convenient as Frederick for being a commuter community down to DC.
>:(
Look on the bright side. It’s not Cumberland. They’ve also got a state prison and their main claim to fame was the C&O canal and people setting out on the Oregon trail. I’d say those things are worse economically than being a railroad hub.
I think that’s just a coincidence
Edit: This is sarcasm
Yes, very coincidental that the pedestrian crossing lines only go half way across the width part way through the intersection.
I mean… I have seen that on poorly maintained roads…
Those just argonian maids in their leisure time, living the life.
Being lusty takes a lot of work
They’re lot lizards, not dinosaurs.
dressing up in a costume -> hobby
harassing people -/-> hobby
the dissonance in these two posts
Girls will be girls 🤷♀️
They aren’t harassing people. They’re harassing motorists. Very different.
They’re not real, most importantly
You’re right, there are no single lady-velociraptors in my area :(
You’ve got to move to the Cretaceous area
Only if I can hack my way back in time
Harassing people is a hobby if you do it right.
