Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well…
Zendaya was great in spiderman but she’s the absolute worst choice for chani. Her “too cool for school” sarcastic persona doesn’t fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.
She’s a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they’re 15 doesn’t mean they’re supposed to be played like any Western “f u mom!” kid… Denis really dropped the ball there, but he’s more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.
It’s a relief then that Dune is one of the dumbest fucking stories of all time and casting doesn’t matter.
It seems like you really don’t like it. What makes you say that?
Dune is Twilight for boys.
Although the movies are better than the books, the actual story is spectacularly awful. Have you ever had someone try to explain it to you? It’s unhinged. And the book is so poorly written from a literary perspective. The whole thing is embarrassing.
I agree. Really dumb stuff. Certainly not watching the Villeneuve movies for the plot. Cults, royalty, magic, psychic powers, people turning into worms, guiding star travel via ESP…geez
- Who are they talking about?
- I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too
(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)
Since you missed it, let me explain the joke. Ahem: Kylie Jenner is a despicable billionaire who exploits poor girls for money. Touching anything that she has touched, including a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.
Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?
Surely, you heard of “tabloids”?
Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.
Educate an old and out of touch person please:
Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?
I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.
Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?
Such exquisite poetry, I’ve seldom heard before. I’m going to get this comment printed and framed.
Anal is now first base.
Hold up. “Anal” is not the same as “licking ass”.
It kind of is though. Any ass licking is technically anal sex because it is sex that involves the anus, but not all anal sex involves ass licking.
Depends on how long their tongue is.
I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth… time are a’ changing.
Maybe the OOP just assumed it’s “standard” for pretty and famous people they’d do all the things in the sack.
Lets say “popular”. I wouldnt say “standard” is accurate.
No
I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”
