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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

My mouth suffers for the noms

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My mouth suffers for the noms

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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • Denjin@lemmings.world
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    “Did you know salt and malts vinegar’s a non-traditional way to dress your French fries in the United States?”

    “The fuck is wrong with them?”

    “Like malt vinegar is not a staple condiment on tabletops in restaurants in the United States.”

    “Well figure it out.”

    “That’s what I says, figure it out.”

    “Yeah no vinegar’s on the tables, no Kraft’s peanut butters, figure it out.”

    “Figure it out.”

    “Fuckin figure it out.”

    “Better not forget those All-Dressed chips.”

    “Ain’t got no ketchup chips neither.”

    “Fuckin figure it out.”

    “Someone outta write a letter.”

  • Druid@lemmy.zip
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    My SO keeps telling me that liking salt & vinegar chips is the piss kink of snacky foods. I don’t like that comparison :c

    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      Then what kink would Prawn Cocktail flavour be?

      • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
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        Eating ass.

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      …they aren’t wrong though

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    just drink 3 beers to balance it out

  • Demdaru@lemmy.world
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    Remove vinegar, add salt, add salt, add salt, add salt and I’m add salt good.

    I love salted chips that are clearly oversalted, I literally buy cheap brands hoping to get these. xD

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      which ones are your favorite?

      • WR5@lemmy.world
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        Salt.

  • Mr. Satan@lemmy.zip
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    9 hours ago

    Tried salt and vinegar once, they were horrible

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      I’ll take salt and vinegar on my french fries. That’s glorious.

      The ratio on chips is way off though. Too much vinegar, not enough salt.

      Sea salt kettle chips tho. That’s my shit.

    • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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      Hey, that’s okay! You’re totally allowed to be wrong.

    • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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      I used to hate them growing up, then I think my tastes changed, and now I love them. The bold acidic vinegar flavor just hits right. I still don’t go out of my way for them, I’ll always be a sour cream and onion guy for life, haha.

      • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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        I feel like I’m the reverse, I used to find salt and vinegar a decent flavor if not the best, but can no longer stand it.

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      Try pickled onion - even sharper.

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    What is that? A squirrel? Chipmunk?

    • Whale_Visual@sh.itjust.works
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      Looks like a stoat.

      • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Yes stoat. I watched a YouTube video explaining their difference for this. I have too much time lol.

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      Ferret, I think. Possibly a stoat or weasel.

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        pretty sure it’s a stoat. ferrets are much larger, and least weasels don’t have black tails (at least i think the tail is black).

        Edit: actually, it’s probably a least weasel. the paws aren’t as light as on stoats.

      • Cobrachicken@lemmy.world
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        Now I want one.

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          they are cute but they stink and they chew

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