Durkey Tinner
Leet Moaf
Chotato Pip
Rizza Poll
Treet Stacos
Saco Talad
Tai Chea
Bothered Smurrito
Mry Dartini
St-Bone Teak
Steef Broganoff
Panilla Vudding
Cocolate Chake
Tinnamon Coast
Sup Broganoff
You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
“hey babe let’s go to make out point” “No Steef! Only hussies do that!”
psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters
You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?
Or Kingsley Shacklebolt?
Truit Farts
Cum Rake
No one asked about your mother.
There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
I… I uh… Anyone have her number?
Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.
Lmao that’s a great line, love it
Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.
Habba the Jut
First sounds
Pipperoni pezza
+1000 food
Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
Thaddeus Pai
beese churger took me out
In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
Glup Shitto would like a word
Streef Boganoff
Bounty hunter
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.
Chilled Greese
This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we’re including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez… this is something my brain just does. They’re like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it’s not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It’s how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin…
I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer’s block, right?
right
sweats nervously
Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh… Riiiiighhhht
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
Tumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
Not much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
Vamb Lindaloo
Now I’m starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food…
Palepneo Jopper
Chac’n’Meese
Beanut Putter