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About this dick sucking you were talking about…
Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking…
You can say bitch on the internet. We won’t tell your mom.
Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.
Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.
Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here
I’M the prettiest princess
You’re not only a princess but you’re a whole queen 💅
Hole queen
You cant win I see
Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.
Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager
Thank you.
I’m choosing Raya today
The only winning move is not to play
But you lose by timeout
answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that bitch?!
So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is “which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck”
Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though
TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students
It’s just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.
I mean… Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don’t suck dick.
Idk have you tried it? Maybe you’d be good at it
No, I haven’t tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.
A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.
But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.
She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old
How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol
Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess
Baby please…
No, not again… Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.
Is that from UHF?
YOU FOUND THE MARBLE!!
Lore wise? Snow white, obviously
Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.
Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?
Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.
Fair my ass…
Uhhh… nein? I mean… nine… shes’s a nine!
Mate, I think she is nine. Would you care to have a seat over here?
You can say bitch on the internet
Imma try.
<Ahem>
Bitch.
Cool.
I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again
I read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.
The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated
You can blame prude corporations who don’t want to see those words next to their ads for that.
Thanks for elaborating
So glad I suck dick
As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.
No Kuzco. List sucks.
No Kida either wth
Til thar was a Disney film.
Kuzco isn’t a princess, that would be a demotion
All hail Princess Trunks!
For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.
“Correctly”…
Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.
Right? It’s not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.
Nah you arent that unique you know. Its the same shit as straight clubs just with less violence and WAY more over the top acting and better writing. Straight guys throw chairs and punches, flamboyant gay dudes throw drinks and slap faces, Its just way more entertaining to be around.
The lesbians on the other hand… that shit was vicious but infrequent. Like dudes brawling but with hair pulling and nails as well.
and better writing
That. Is. What. I’m. Saying. Not that we dont; that we’re netter written and less repetitive.
the lesbians on the other hand…
So it might just be the fact that im kind of giant, but all my messy break-ups had many-aftershocks psychological shit. No physical confrontation even when my fresh ex was a very generally physical person.
I think we’re pretty much on the same page. The stories were the same “Thats my ex” or “Stop flirting with my girl/boy” or “you think you’re better than me” stuff but the shit talking before things got physical was so much better.
Meatheads get to the punching part too fast for it to be funny. You have enough time to go “Aw fuck…” and it was on. I once saw someone go 5 solid minutes on another persons shoes and it was amazing.
I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?
Different kinda gay in my case, and read a book.
God damn, I wish I was gay.
It’s pretty great during the occasional year when nobody’s trying to exterminate us.
As a male bi who tends to sleep with women more than men and tend to favor fem guys (I’m picky), I wish I was gayer.
That said, bi and poly women are fantastic.
I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.
Even the non nerds. I’ve dated meathead athletes who knew this stuff!
All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
But whether or not you have the option of building your life around a relatively narrow script that you might only deviate from a little, or you can only pick up scraps of it, or you have to start with a totally blank page every day does effect how interesting and novel your drama’s gonna be.
I’m asserting a difference of entertainment quality, not quantity or severity.
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.
not if you like anal
