I would trust J.D. with my life way over Dr. Seuss.
J.D. is a fool, but he’s also a really good doctor.
*Hannibal Lecter
You’re missing Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Kevorkian and Dr. Shipman.
I’d trust Kevorkian, but only if I’m ready to die.
I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you’re saying I should.
I feel like Dre is a smart guy, he could figure out how to do a tracheotomy.
Y’all notherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
- Dr. Phil has training that’s a shock?
- Bro I’d trust Dr. Pepper more than a lot of people on this list
Doctor Evil didn’t go to Evil Medical School for six years to be put in the section with no training, thank you very much!
Why is Doctor Strange to the left of JD from Scrubs? Isn’t he a world renown surgeon or something? Does that count for less because he hasn’t had medical practice lately?
Not to mention less formal training than Dr. Quinn? At least he’s studied modern medicine and has specialty years after surgery residency.
If I had to guess it’s because JD is more of a general physician. Strange was a neurosurgeon before the accident that crippled his hands and led him to study the Mystic Arts. So not only can he not perform surgery anymore without magic but if he was working on you, then you were pretty much in life or death territory anyway.
I feel like Zoidberg should be a lot lower.
Zoidberg once heard Fry say blood was thicker than water and wrote down: “Blood…thicker!”
Nonsense! He’s been taking humans apart for years. He can rearrange your body parts into any order you want.
You’ve got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?
No film experience yet.
You should probably switch Zoidberg with Dr. Pepper.
No Doctor Nick…?
HI, EVERYBODY!
Hello Dr Nick!
The Doctor is only on “TRUST WITH YOUR LIFE” as long as you aren’t messing with (or have ever attempted to mess with) humans or other people they care about… otherwise they’re on “RUN, RUN VERY FAR”.
You don’t want to be an incidental character when The Doctor is about.
You also don’t want to be his companion…you’re best off jumping to a different reality and getting far away from London.
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
Dr Pepper very nice tho
The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.
Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don’t have my doctorate in memeology yet.